PETER SAGAL, HOST:
Now, panel, what will be the next big heist? Alonzo Bodden.
ALONZO BODDEN: It's only a matter of time before the matching gold litter box is also gone.
SAGAL: True. Roxanne Roberts.
ROXANNE ROBERTS: Every single sexy Mister Rogers costume will go missing except for one worn by Sean Spicer on "Dancing With The Stars."
SAGAL: And Bobcat Goldthwait.
BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT: President Trump's gold toilet's going to go missing. They're going to discover that it's never been used and figure out why he's been so upset all this time.
BILL KURTIS: If any of that happens, panel, we're going to ask you about it on WAIT WAIT... DON'T TELL ME.
SAGAL: Thank you, Bill Kurtis. Thanks also to Roxanne Roberts, Alonzo Boden and Bobcat Goldthwait.
SAGAL: Thanks to all of you for listening.
SAGAL: I'm Peter Sagal, and we'll see you next week. This is NPR. Transcript provided by NPR, Copyright NPR.