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Charlotte's burgeoning terrorist community just can't catch a break

http://66.225.205.104/CM20100312.mp3

We are absolutely committed to not letting the zealots spread fear and disrupt our idyllic lifestyle. Apparently drawn by our mild climate, reasonable office rents and low cigarette prices, the terrorists here are thwarted at every turn. It's hard not to gloat. Our latest strategy in the campaign is one of the best yet. We'll get virtually naked at the airport... (click here to read the rest, or click on link above to listen)