The following is the WFAE newsroom's Top 10 list of how to make news in our listening area in 2009: 10. Throw nothing but interceptions. 9. Yell "You Lie" in a formal meeting. 8. Draw a school boundary and call a school a ho'. 7. Build a coal-fired power plant. 6. Let questions linger about the validity of your college degree. 5. Lay off workers and then take a big bonus for yourself. 4. Make promises about I-485. 3. Take lots of perks from campaign donors and forget to report them. 2. Take federal bailout money. 1. Go hiking on the Appalachian Trail.